I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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