Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
