party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
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