Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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