your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
This is my gift to your gina
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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