its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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