Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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