Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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