party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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