Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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