so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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