Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
you would pick up someone in the library
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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