one two three fourrrrnication!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
