Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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