He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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