Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Come see our sink grown plant.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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