I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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