My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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