I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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