Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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