So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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