She said her name was "party"
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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