playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
ok first of all what the fuck
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