i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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