He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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