Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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