I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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