is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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