If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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