And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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