but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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