spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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