just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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