no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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