yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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