I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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