ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Houston, we have a squirter
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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