So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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