Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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