I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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