If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
they're like a gay fantastic four
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
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