hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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