there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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