I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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