we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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