Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
If that was your dad, he is hot
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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