I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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