I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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