Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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