and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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