covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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