He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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