forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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