Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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